cara mudah untuk lu semua mintak clash dengan awek or pakwe yang lu rasa dah semak dengan die kan?? kah kah kah! ok ini entri jahat! jangan baca kalau tak pakai boxer..errr??bodo kan?ok...
ok,nak baca?! sila pakai boxer dan teruskan membaca..
aku dah bosan weh! aku cuti dah la tak balik kan, konon komitmen kiri kanan atas bawah kelengkang semua! wTf! haish !
ok! jom!
ok,nak baca?! sila pakai boxer dan teruskan membaca..
aku dah bosan weh! aku cuti dah la tak balik kan, konon komitmen kiri kanan atas bawah kelengkang semua! wTf! haish !
ok! jom!
3 cara mudah CLASH
1. SEND MESSAGEmacam biasa, lu mesti selalu sms pakwe, makwe lu yang mungkin lu pangil dengan pelbagai panggilan, aku tak kisah la kan! ok, lu buat la salah hantar sms, even kalau lu memang tau lu salah send..! contoh:
munah : bie watpe?
johar : tgh main game jee
munah : game ape?
johar : game kebun kebun
munah : ouh, bie, syg munah x?
johar : selamat malam suraya ku! hug awak ketat ketat smpai tak leh nafas !
munah : biee??!! sape suraya?
johar : eh..sori..
munah : clash!!
johar : =)
nampak kan? sedang cite cite pasal game, ttbe hug ketat ketat laa! padahal lu saje je hantar!
kahar : abg da sampai melaka.
husna : cepatnya, abg gerak pukul brape? brape hari kat sane?
kahar : SELAMAT HARI JADI firha! semoga hubungan kita berkekalan! muah2! muah 99x!
husna : salah send ke?
kahar : errr...xla..memang saje send kat awk, nak tunjuk kita ada awek lain
husna : =)
haa! clashla tu! ahaha
2. SAVE NO PHONE
lu tau bila lu berdua berjumpa, bila lu berdua nak buat maksiat, mesti ada babak lu tengok phone die, si die tengok phone lu! so, sebelum lu pergi buat maksiat, tukar la nama-nama member lu! tukar nama paling gampang sekali, biarla member lu tu lelaki pun, tukar nama ke perempuan atau sebaliknya, contoh :
a. hisham ( my baby boo)
b. laili ( my ever lasting love )
c. jusoh ( love u, until die ever n forever )
leps tu, buat-buatla call, sms..
lagi rare bila lu suruh member yang lu nak tukar nama tu call lu masa lu tengah buat maksiat..
tiba-tiba :
"my baby boo " call!
haa! clash! ttbe tak jadi maksiat..bagus!
3. STATUS FB
lu update benda jiwang jiwang dan tag la nama awek mana mana, buat love semua bagai!
buat inrelationship, engaged or fucking with ke..! bila pakwe makwe lu tanya, cakapla member lu yang update, bukan ada depan lappy, lupa nak log out! hahaaa!
errr, tapi STATUS FB ni, bukan nak CLASH, tapi elak CLASH! cover kan! aha!
ok! ini menipu! tak baik! kalau tak suka terus terang je!! kalau lu ikot benda ni, dosa tanggung..aha!
" bila lu dah bersedia untuk bercinta,
automatik lu kena bersedia untuk berpisah"
automatik lu kena bersedia untuk berpisah"
terbaik!
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